A biped was riding a bicycle when suddenly he was submerged in water. Looking around, he saw a submarine. He quickly swam to it and climbed on board. He descended down a ladder, then stopped and remembered he was wanted. He predicted that about 6 guards would be waiting for him down there. Subtracting 6 from 83.6582 and assuming all of the guards were 6 feet tall, he deduced that if he timed a precise karate kick and a punch at 7.89101 degrees, he would be able to escape. Preparing for battle, he jumped down the ladder. After a few kicks and punches, he took a card from a guard and deposited it in a box.
A door opened and he stepped inside. He was greeted by his superior office who said, "You have done a superb job. You will now supervise our spies in training." "Thanks," said the biped as he stepped into the movie room that the officer pointed out. "Ahhhh," he thought as the prelude song of the movie began to play.